February 2012
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Got a thumping headache.
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COME ON ENGLAND! LET'S BEAT THE DUTCH!
smellyynerdd:
BUT PLEASE DON’T HURT ROBIN VAN PERSIE!
New people moved in below me today, they have a...
Awesome…
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Just found out that Sam Mendes is directing the...
Should be amazing.
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Dr. Oatman: Don't kill anybody for a few days. See what it feels like.
Martin Q. Blank: Alright, I'll give it a shot.
Dr. Oatman: No, don't give it a shot! Don't shoot anything!
New sideblog
nukenukem:
http://movie-dialogue.tumblr.com/
For anyone that cares.
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Danny Butterman: So what made you want to become a policeman?
Nicholas Angel: Officer.
Danny Butterman: What made you want to become a policeman-officer?
Nicholas Angel: I don't remember a time when I didn't want to be a police officer... apart from the summer of 1979 when I wanted to be Kermit the Frog. It all started with my Uncle Derek. He was a Sergeant in the Met. He bought me a police pedal car when I was five. I rode around in it every second I was awake - arresting kids twice my size for littering and spitting. I got beaten up a lot when I was young, but it didn't stop me. I wanted to be like Uncle Derek.
Danny Butterman: He sounds like a good bloke.
Nicholas Angel: Actually, he was arrested for selling drugs to students.
Danny Butterman: What a cunt...
Nicholas Angel: Probably bought the pedal car with the proceeds. Needless to say, I never went near it again. I just let it rust. But I never lost the profound sense of right and wrong I felt at the wheel of that pedal car. I had to prove to myself that the law could be proper and righteous and for the good of humankind. It was from that moment that I was destined to be a police officer.
Danny Butterman: Shame...
Nicholas Angel: How so?
Danny Butterman: I think you would have made a great Muppet...
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I’m not saying I’m gonna change the world, but I guarantee that I will spark the...
– 2Pac (via kickand-snare)
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Dignam: This is unbelievable. Who put the fuckin' cameras in this place?
Police Camera Tech: Who the fuck are you?
Dignam: I'm the guy who does his job. You must be the other guy.
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It’s a shame, niggas in the rap game, only for the money and fame,...
– Xzibit
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nukenukem:
manicxmusic replied to your photoset: Separated at birth.
Are you trying to say all white people look alike?
Pretty much, Adam Levine.
LMAO GOAT comeback.
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I always wanted to be able to do the worm when I...
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nukenukem replied to your post: nukenukem replied to your post: It’s late…but I’m…
Actually just watch a movie with Jamie Kennedy in it post Scream.
I want to sleep, I don’t want to kill myself.
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nukenukem replied to your post: It’s late…but I’m still awake. I’m too cool to sleep.
Watch a Goldberg match. You’ll fall asleep.
Good idea, plus if I still don’t fall asleep he will kick me in the face and force me to.
Reblog if you've never seen a White person in real...
Only when I look in the mirror.
It's late...but I'm still awake. I'm too cool to...
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I have no idea why I chose tonight to reminisce...
I miss my childhood.
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One thing I remember about video games when I was...
I sucked at them, I rarely completed them. I seem to remember the most frustrating game of all time was Super Mario Land 2, that game used to piss me off (To the point that I had an urge to smash my gameboy Russy Simmons style). I still loved it though.
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I wish I still had all those games I mentioned....
One day me and my brother being the dumb little kids we were decided to sell our entire collection of PS1 games, we received £40 for them all and bought Smackdown: Just Bring It with the money. Worst decision of all time. Luckily I still have most of my Sega Megadrive games, and my original console still works.
My chest hurts.
Note to self: Stop eating Buffalo sauce!
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My favourite videos games from every year since I...
I picked out a game from every year that stands out for me personally as a game I remember playing and really enjoying. So a lot of will reflect the age I was when they were released. Some years have two games, as I couldn’t choose my outright favourite.
Take a trip down memory lane with me. Which of these did you remember and love?
2011- Mass Effect 2 (PS3)
2010- Heavy Rain/ Red Dead...
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talktalktalktalk replied to your post: Best video game of 2011. The nominations.
skyrim? i thought you didn’t like it?!
I played it in the end, I got it for Christmas. I don’t think it’s as good as it’s hyped up to be, but I still found it enjoyable and worthy of a nomination.
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And the ManicX award for best video game of 2011...
Mass Effect 2.